- I don't think Sleeping on the Floor helps your back means you should do that every night. Can't wait to get my new Futon next month
- Is it me or does every young white male I pass on the street look like Justin Beiber?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Seriously, I wanna know
- At some point do we mom's get to step off the Karma-go-round, I think even my Mum would agree I've paid my dues
- If Russell doesn't win Survivor I really want Parvati to win. She rocks. She's like the Man Whisperer... and Sandra.. well she's just a Man. I do have to admit Sandra was smooth as Butter finding and hiding the HII last week
- I tried to watch the new show Miami Medical 2x now, and I am comfortable saying "I'm just not that into you"
- I took my Mum to see "The Back-Up Plan" on Mother's Day and the whole movie I couldn't stop thinking "HAHA J-Lo your butt is gone, even having kids affects your body image, btw looks like your insurance lapsed". They tried to fool us at one point with a g-string body double, but unh unh no way she's as flat as a board now. Except in that skin tight white dress, but even that dress would have gave Paris Hilton an ass
- I think Pre-School should start at 5am. Why not? My kid is wide awake
- I'm freaking out. I think I am turning into Michael Jackson. Whats that disease? Vitiligo. Seriously, look at my chest....White Spots! It's spreading too. Time for a Doctor's Appt. But if I turn all white I am going to drop all my weight put on a glove, do the backslide and make money off this Shyt. MJ's fans will believe anything!
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