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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Are you there God? It's me Michael & other Random Thoughts


  • I don't think Sleeping on the Floor helps your back means you should do that every night. Can't wait to get my new Futon next month
  • Is it me or does every young white male I pass on the street look like Justin Beiber?
  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Seriously, I wanna know
  • At some point do we mom's get to step off the Karma-go-round, I think even my Mum would agree I've paid my dues
  • If Russell doesn't win Survivor I really want Parvati to win. She rocks. She's like the Man Whisperer... and Sandra.. well she's just a Man. I do have to admit Sandra was smooth as Butter finding and hiding the HII last week
  • I tried to watch the new show Miami Medical 2x now, and I am comfortable saying "I'm just not that into you"
  • I took my Mum to see "The Back-Up Plan" on Mother's Day and the whole movie I couldn't stop thinking "HAHA J-Lo your butt is gone, even having kids affects your body image, btw looks like your insurance lapsed".  They tried to fool us at one point with a g-string body double, but unh unh no way she's as flat as a board now. Except in that skin tight white dress, but even that dress would have gave Paris Hilton an ass
  • I think Pre-School should start at 5am. Why not? My kid is wide awake
  • I'm freaking out. I think I am turning into Michael Jackson. Whats that disease? Vitiligo. Seriously, look at my chest....White Spots! It's spreading too. Time for a Doctor's Appt. But if I turn all white I am going to drop all my weight put on a glove, do the backslide and make money off this Shyt. MJ's fans will believe anything!

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ClosedOnSunday said...

Hahaha! All the little boys are starting to look like Justin Beiber. Scary...

Oka said...

5am preschool would be awesome, as long as they don't get out any earlier, LOL

Strange, better get that looked at, but try to stay away from MJ's doc, he might end your career before it starts. Can I be your manager?

singedwingangel said...

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck when a woodchuck chucks his wood.. just so ya know lol..

Shana said...

You could totally rock as MJ! I agree with Oka though stay away from his doc.

Tara R. said...

That Karma-go-round is making me seriously dizzy too. If there is reincarnation, I'll be golden in my next life.

I am so glad neither of my kids are young enough to even care who Justin Beiber is.

Kmama said...

LMAO. You totally cracked me up...especially with the woodchuck crap.

LOL at Oka's comment to stay away from MJ's doc.

Leigh said...

That disease is scary *shudders* it runs in my family - my dad and all his brothers have it everywhere from heads and faces to their legs! Oh the things I have to look forward to when I'm really old! :)

Aunt Juicebox said...

My friend's 16 yr old has had vitiligo for years, mainly on her hands and knees. That lighter skin is very susceptible to sun burn so make sure you put sunscreen on it.

Leigh said...

I don't know if it starts differently in every person or what - but most of my family it started on the hands and feet and started working it's way up the limbs. I don't think it's affected their torsos, but the guys all have it on their heads. From what I understand it starts in the areas with the most sun exposure. (and only the men have it so far, the two sisters don't.)

It also makes the skin very fragile. Just bumping his hand, my dad can slice it open. He has to wear gloves for just about everything.

There are ways to treat it, with lasers, but it's really expensive and my dad's insurance considers it "cosmetic" so they won't pay for it.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Isn't it that Justin Beiber looks like a younger version of the Jonas Brothers? But he is cuter. Not that I've noticed. ;)

I'm glad singlewingangel answered your woodchuck question... ;)

The Karma-go-round definitely needs to take a break. :)

Help! Mama Remote... said...

rotfl. Preschool starting at 5 and ending at bedtime is cool with me.

allstarme said...

I bet J-LO didn't think about the changes that happen to your body after a baby. Sucks for her.

lady macleod said...

Wow, I'm still trying to assimilate the variety of topics. Great thought stream!

Tami G said...

these are GREAT!
I might copy this idea... random thoughts - HILARIOUS!!
{don't know that anyone would really want to hear what goes on in my head though! hee hee}

Jenn @ South of Sheridan said...

PYT anyone? :)

I don't think anything should start at 5 a.m. lmao!

And yes, get your butt to the doctor!

Rachele said...

NO! Russell can't win. I think Parvarti and her girls will get him out this week. He's too slimy to win. I also don't understand all the fan fare over Rupert. I must've missed his season.

slommler said...

Great randomness!!! And what is a Justin Beiber?? That little twirp is scary!

Meeko Fabulous said...

I can't stand Justin Beaver. Uh huh, yea . . . I said Beaver . . . I don't care how the f@#$ it's spelled. :)

rose said...

liked your post. Such variety of things. kept you on your feet, that's bad, how can you use the computer standing up?

riversnake said...

Ahhhh, I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time! Great post :)

~ Jill

Lisa said...

I still do not know who that Justin kid is!

You make me LOL and you are a nut!

I hope you get off the floor soon.

gayle said...

I am not an early riser!! 5am only for something special!

Yoyo said...

You are too funny my friend. Can't wait to continue reading.