If I am a Black Gurl and I tell White Lies... Does it still count?
My 5 White Lies I told today......
Me: Islaam take out the Trash!!!
Islaam (my 12yr old): But Mom the Possums are out its Dark now!
Me: It's too cold for Possums
(It was 70* today)
(Answering Machine to the Dentist)
Hi this is Tafari's mom, I need to reschedule our appointment today.... our car broke down... he really needs to see you though, and since I am paying the 95dollar consultation fee... I'm sure you will reschedule ASAP? (left phone number)
(I looked in my wallet and decided one more week wouldn't hurt, and we don't have a car)
Okay Islaam as long as Fernando's dad brings you home you can stay through Dinner Time
(Translation: I am to lazy to make dinner tonight)
Me: (In the room) Tafari (2 1/2 year old) close your eyes Mommy is right here
(2 seconds later I was deep in the Refrigerator)
(Apt. Manager picks up the Rent)
Manager: I hear your moving do you know the date?
Me: What are you talking about I love it here!!
*Shuts Door and leaves Message for possible New Landlord*