Friday Confessional

I Confess:          

1. I dig my moms side of the Family!!
2. My dads, eh not so much, except my Auntie, her son, & Bri
   
3. When nobody's looking, I drink out of the Container in the Fridge, *BYOL
4. I only have dreadlocks because I hate combing my hair
5. Terror had a baby wipe bath today
6. I use to let Men run over me and beat my ass
7. I realized I liked breathing so, that will NEVER happen again
8. I partied like it was 1999 for most of the 90’s
9. Autism Biomed Diet Preachers annoy the shyt outta me
10. I think Biomed is a Cult
11. I think Jenny McCarthy is the Leader
12. I still refer people to JMac and the Biomed Posse, because what doesn't work for me might work for them. Plus it doesn't hurt being on a Cult's good side.
    
13. I still say "The Check is in the mail"
    
14. I like Hip Hop Harry
15. I threw my kids parties at Chuck E. Cheese because they served Wine
16. I have mastered the skill of tuning people out
17. I curse like a Sailor
18. Midnight Eating is freakin’ yummy
19. I’d give up Sex before I’d give up TIVO
20. I’m a good mommy… my kids are the best to have in your classroom, I participate and I show appreciation to my kids Teachers as much as possible!

      

*BYOL (Bring your own Liquids)

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