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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Sunday Stealing 33 Questions


1. How old will you be in five years?
47 years young

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
The Comedian, Mr. Attitude, and The Terror

3. How tall are you?
5ft 7 1/2 inches

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Buying Furniture for my new apartment

5. What’s the last movie you saw?
Temple Grandin on HBO... loved it... you can still Tivo it... do it... NOW

6. Who was the last person you called?
Landlord about Garbage Disposal


7. Who was the last person to call you?
My Daughter

8. What was the last text message you received?
Daughter (she was watching "The Terror"): It's really hard to use the bathroom with this child!

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
My son's school.... he was 5 min. late to 2nd Period (are you freaking serious.. stop calling me!)

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text if its blah blah blah... call if its someone who makes me laugh

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Looking at "The Terror" jumping on the bed, and wondering "Why Me?"

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
3 days ago... my bio-mom at birth (but we are in contact)

14. What color are your eyes?
Boring Brown

15. What time did you wake up today?
Sleep? Whats that??

16. What are you wearing right now?
Work out pants (for when I walk from room to room and then back to the couch), Baseball Shirt (in case I hit a homer)

17. What is your favorite christmas song?
Heat Miser Song Rocks!!!
(picture me singing loud and out of tune)
I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
He's too much!
Thank you!
I never want to see a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty, Ninety, one hundred degrees!
Oh, some like it hot but I like it REALLY hot! Hee hee!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
Sing it!
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
Too Much!
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Coffee Shop with no kids and a good book and enough change for a refill!

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
In a Huge Crowd or a Skinny Beeotch Sandwich (you know walkin' down the street with all your skinny girlfriends, Blah!)

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Back Home to Uganda

21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
An Autism Supermom... with a cape and all...because I'm educating myself daily!

22. Do you tan or burn?
I'm phucking Black... I guess I get Crispy?

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
That Bitch Bloody Mary... I still keep the bathroom light on 24 hours a day

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
SupahMommy and Meeko using the Word West Coast... all I could picture is them throwing up the West Coast Gang Signs!! Oh and Shell's term MotherBitch... luv it!!

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two

26. How big is your bed?
Pull out Couch... so I am guessing a full size? We just moved gave the kids the room and gave up having one just so I could live closer to the Beach... so I could get Crispy?

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop

29. What color are your sheets?
Gold just like my teeth

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four

31. What is your favorite season?
Winter, even though we don't get one!

32. What do you like about Autumn?
The weather is perfect!

33. What do you like about winter?
Its Cozy and you can be fat and look cute!

13 comments:

Lisa said...

LOL @ crispy
I get burnt as red as a fire truck!

I might steal your questions later.....maybe...if the mood strikes.
Glad your back online!

GregoryJ said...

These are so funny, Jane.
I wonder why they ask for your age in 5 years? Why not just say how old are you? 58 in 6 weeks, BTW.
I remember reading about Temple Grandin years ago. I'm glad there's a movie, but I keep hitting it in the middle so I go on past and hope to catch it later.
No, don't tell me to look at a schedule. I don't do schedules.
Love the way you explain what you're wearing.
When were you last in Uganda?
Skinny bitch sandwich - funny.
thanks, Jane
Greg

Amy said...

Great answers. I hope that phone stops ringing..

Happy Valentine's day..

He & Me + 3 said...

Jane you are too funny. I love autumn too. It is my favorite season. We are the same height.
Seriously your sons school called for a 5 minute tardy to second period? OMGosh don't they have better things to do?

blueviolet said...

Oh you poor thing with the midnight jumper!!!! I just love Autumn weather too!!!

Sara said...

Happy Valentines Day and loved your post today Jane!

I am not a texter, can never get the hang of it

Ann's Rants said...

I will give you all my winter if you give me some of your crispy.

Wait. That came out wrong...

(Thanks for stopping by my blog)

Ann

Blasé said...

I sleep (attempt) with 4 pillows, too! WHOOOooo!

Kat said...

Oh man, I tan nicely...I just wish I had time to get out in the sun, and that I didn't live in Ohio where there hardly is any!

Evonne said...

Crispy - lmao!! I wish I could tan, but I turn as red as a lobster!

I hate crowds, too!

shopannies said...

sounds like a wonderful bunch you hanged out with today

Daffy said...

From one Brown eye'd gal to another...brown is NEVER boring...

could be:

whiskey brown
golden brown
deep chocolate brown
dark chocolate swirl
melted chocolate lava brown
honey brown
wheat brown
....damn...now I'm hungry...but you get the idea.

And yes, it is quite dificult to get even one moment alone in the bathroom with young children :O) I may or may not have said just today "Could you please just back up a second and let me wipe my ass?"

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