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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Thursday Thunks Whewwwww Wheeew!




1. Billy Mays died about a year ago. What kitchen gadgets have you bought that you've used less than three times? What are they?

I'm not big on buying kitchen gadgets.. i know what i like in the kitchen so all those little things seem silly to me. However I did buy this thing at 1am on an infomercial. I can never hear sh** so I bought... 

and i have to tell you all I could hear was the sound of my own breathing!! I was pissed! I turned my head quickly to see what the all the noise was... and all I heard was WHOOOOOOSH WHOOOOOOSH... then i'd stop and hear WHEWWW WHEWWWW then I'd turn my head and hear WHOOOOOOOOSH WHOOOOOSH and i figured out it was my own breathing. Lame! Then my Tween came home with all his friends. I put my plan into action. Got my listening device, turned my tv down and giggled to myself when they closed the door so I couldn't hear. As soon as the door shut I put my listening device in. WHEWWWW WHEWWW WHOOOOOOOOSH WHOOOOOOOSH. I decided to outsmart it and hold my breath. I listened to snipets of conversations, but everytime they got interesting... WHEWWWWWW WHEWWW, I had to take a breath!!!! So finally I gave up and took it off. My son comes out of his room...

Iz: "Mom you do know that's not a hearing aid right?" 
Me: "Go to your Room"
Iz: "Why?"

2. What celebrity would you like to shake some sense into, and why?

Elizabeth Hasselbeck! I loved you so much better when you were enjoying the view on Survivor!

3. Jimmy Buffett just did on concert to benefit the victims of the Gulf. Name a Buffett song that you like.

Ummmmmmm No.

4. How did you feel about Ringo Starr turned 70?

Better him than me.

5. What sport do you absolute see no point in watching?

Bowling!

6. Trivia time. Do you know the first names of the French twins?

Ummmmmm No.

7. You are in the best seafood restaurant in Canada. What type of meat do you order?

Smoked Meat Sandwich, Google is my Bitch

8. How far would an electric car have to go without a recharge before you'd buy one?

If I could afford an electric car I wouldn't care.

9. Did you see that a high court ruled that you can swear on regular TV? What word can you just not wait to hear?

Phuck, and to all of you that think that is just horrible what if your kid says that? Well I would jump up and down and praise him. He's non verbal... hey you gotta give praise where praise is due ;)

10. You are in the finest steak and rib joint in Kimberville (Arizona). What seafood dish do you order?

Fried Catfish and if you can't make it I'm going to Canada for a Smoked Meat Sandwich.

11. What was the last concert that you attended that really sucked?

Blues Festival. I liked the music but the people were bourgeoise... for absolutely no reason at all.

12. What type of accent would you like to have, if you were forced to change yours?

Irish

13. Kimber's got four kids with chicken pox. Berleen is not feeling the love today, so I was asked to host. What do you miss most when neither originator of TT is asking the questions?

All Y'all Rock My World! 


11 comments:

blueviolet said...

My egg seems to like things with eggs because we have egg rings, egg cups, and an egg press thing that have never been used.

Meeko Fabulous said...

If I were in Alaska, I'd order a Baked Alaska . . . It's not seafood at all! It's a dessert! :)

Oka said...

Could you imagine if you heard thump thump, thump thump, thump thump with those other sounds???

singedwingangel said...

lmbo love ur answers.. gf I am so tired lol.. spent all day gone with mom to lexington for doc appts

Brittney said...

damn i remember that super sonic hearin thing that sucks that you couldnt eavesdrop! lol

LL Cool Joe said...

The Irish accent is hard to understand! There again I have a tough time understanding anyone with an accent.

When I meet Americans they have a hard time understanding my British accent!

Jules said...

Okay Jane I'm back at you. I was laughing so hard @ the miracle ear purchase I had trouble reading the rest of the questions.

LOL good. Thanks for visiting my blog on the advice of Ms Cluttered Brain.

Rose said...

i bought the same device for listening. junk . my husband is frim Ireland, my mother lived in France. How do I choose without being considered bias?

Margaret said...

That totally sucks that it didn't work!!! I would be pissed if I bought it and couldn't us it to spy on people with

faerwillow said...

~jane...I AM CRYING i am laughing so hard...first i can't get your blog post to translate into english!?!? its in {afrikaans} did you do this on purpose little lady? second because of your ear piece purchase...too funny are YOU and thirdly are people are always going to be starving in african in your home! l♥ve it...(humorous but not in a inconsiderate uncompassionate way ; P ) thanks for bringing laughter to my day...warm wishes and brightest blessings~

Monkey Man said...

hahahaha great work.

 

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