How can it be the months are whizzing by but the days seem so slow and long with the kiddos out of school?
Iz: Mom can I have a few dollars to go to the Pike (downtown) with my friends?
Me: Sure but you need to go to the store to get change
Iz: Okay mom anything you want!!
Me: What I want is my damn change back. All we have is this 20. And get the baby juice to please.
Iz leaves to store with 4 friends, his usual crew, then comes back
Iz: plops juice on table, thanks mom (gives me kiss then turns to leave)
Me: Hold up Casanova turn back around and give me my change!
Iz: Oh my bad here (hands me 7 dollars)
Me: What the hell??? I gave you a 20, you got Fari's juice, you wanted a couple dollars, I'm not dumb I know that doesn't equal out to 7 dollars in Change.
Iz: Well so and so didn't have bus money and...
Me: Um I am not so and so's mom and I can't afford to pay everyone's bus money go get my money please.
he gets my change and comes back
Iz: Here's your change (hands me 2 dollars in quarters)
Me: k, first off 2 dollars in quarters? what video games did you plan on spending my money on? Second of all that's only 9 dollars now, and juice is about 3 dollars... wheres the other 5 dollars... you said you only need a couple dollars.
Iz: Dang mom what if I want to eat
Me: Just take it and get out my face! What are you gonna do at the Pike anyways?
Iz: Meet girls (leans in to hug me goodbye, i catch a whiff of his boyish b.o.)
Me: Dude you stink. What kind of girls you plan on meeting. I thought you took a shower?
Iz: I did but I like this shirt so i just put it back on
Ewww boys are so Nasty!
Ewww boys are so Nasty!
Me: Go change your shirt your not going anywhere smelling like that
Iz: Dang mom I don't have any FRESH (new, latest style) clothes
Me: What the hell? I don't have any FRESH clothes. I don't know the last time I bought anything for myself. Besides you've had a rude attitude lately so I am not buying you anything but School Uniforms.
Iz: Are you Serious? Thats so wrong (voice gets whiny) I cant have clothes unless I am good? (starts mumbling under his breath)
Me: I suggest you leave now before you end up on punishment your borderline disrespecting me and it's not to hot for an ass kicking!
Iz Leaves and Slams Gate
I jump my fat ass up and run to the door to yank him back through it. He was already gone... he did some Spiderman scale the wall thing because I know I was quick. Hurry September before I make the Twelve O'clock News... This boy needs to go back to School!