Fragmented Fridays, The Fan

*Did you know I am a Raider Fan? 

Not just a Fan, but a crazed nut like this...

(*sighs in a school girl crush way*... my hero!)

* So Crazed that my Facebook has a Black Hole 
Raiders Photo Album this pic is labeled:  
BabyDaddy....

* I just Flew to Oakland Yesterday with No kids! 

5 days NO KIDS! 

*My Facebook Status says...

I've got to either buy my own luggage or start remembering what the ones I borrow look like so I don't stand in front of baggage claim watching my luggage go round and round with a blank look on my face.

*So I am in the Bay Area and I saw this lady at the store that looks like what I'd imagine Unkown Mami to look like, with a daughter who looked like what i'd imagine her little Unknown Princess to look like. I so wanted to ask them to let me see them from behind so I would know... but I realized that would sound really strange. I should have just asked her to put a paper bag on her head.. thats not strange at all, right?

*Did I say I was a crazed RaiderFan?   

Some people run away to join the Circus,

me I run here....

 

*This is my route i'm taking to the Game...

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*I bet your wondering how I got 5 days 

away from the Kids? My son's father wanted 

to miss his weekend. I pretended it was an issue.

Then I said I will if you keep the kids 

while I am out of town. Little did he know, I
already had my flight booked, i was just 
looking for the right moment to pounce..
It's pretty easy to trick your kids father when he's a.....

 *I found this out at the doctor...

*One of my favorite facebookers is Puro Pinche. 

He makes great Raiders pics for all of us diehards.

He bleeds silver & black too.

*So its raining here. I'm a little bummed. I wanted to

spray paint my dreadlocks silver, for the black & silver

look. I also wanted to paint my face. My two gal friends

are dressing up as Referee's and the other a Raiderette..

cause we are diehard nerdy fans like that. Please don't

be jealous. We have a name for those kind of people. 

Raider Haters. 

*I think we will win against Denver. Either way..

*Sounds like a blast, I wanna do this....

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*I'm gonna have a few drinks, so that private blog may happen soon.

Those pics should be classic. Thats why I wanted face paint so I could say..It wasn't me. I plead the 5th. At least I remembered my I.D. this trip...

* Well I'm going back to bed at 10:24 am. Because I have no kids til' Tues... now remember, don't be a Raider Hater, Your time off will come. For now I will have fun for all of us!

*Wait, gotta show you something else... 

I got these tickets from a good friend....

*And the seats are Great!!!
We are sitting in THE BLACK HOLE...

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See you for Sundays In My City

(next weeks post)

where I take over Unknown Mami's Area..

RAIDER NATION STYLE!