1. How old will you be in five years?
47 years young
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
The Comedian, Mr. Attitude, and The Terror
3. How tall are you?
5ft 7 1/2 inches
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Buying Furniture for my new apartment
5. What’s the last movie you saw?
Temple Grandin on HBO... loved it... you can still Tivo it... do it... NOW
6. Who was the last person you called?
Landlord about Garbage Disposal
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My Daughter
8. What was the last text message you received?
Daughter (she was watching "The Terror"): It's really hard to use the bathroom with this child!
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
My son's school.... he was 5 min. late to 2nd Period (are you freaking serious.. stop calling me!)
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text if its blah blah blah... call if its someone who makes me laugh
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Looking at "The Terror" jumping on the bed, and wondering "Why Me?"
12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married
13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
3 days ago... my bio-mom at birth (but we are in contact)
14. What color are your eyes?
Boring Brown
15. What time did you wake up today?
Sleep? Whats that??
16. What are you wearing right now?
Work out pants (for when I walk from room to room and then back to the couch), Baseball Shirt (in case I hit a homer)
17. What is your favorite christmas song?
Heat Miser Song Rocks!!!
(picture me singing loud and out of tune)
I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
He's too much!
Thank you!
I never want to see a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty, Ninety, one hundred degrees!
Oh, some like it hot but I like it REALLY hot! Hee hee!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
Sing it!
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
Too Much!
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Coffee Shop with no kids and a good book and enough change for a refill!
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
In a Huge Crowd or a Skinny Beeotch Sandwich (you know walkin' down the street with all your skinny girlfriends, Blah!)
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Back Home to Uganda
21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
An Autism Supermom... with a cape and all...because I'm educating myself daily!
22. Do you tan or burn?
I'm phucking Black... I guess I get Crispy?
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
That Bitch Bloody Mary... I still keep the bathroom light on 24 hours a day
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
SupahMommy and Meeko using the Word West Coast... all I could picture is them throwing up the West Coast Gang Signs!! Oh and Shell's term MotherBitch... luv it!!
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two
26. How big is your bed?
Pull out Couch... so I am guessing a full size? We just moved gave the kids the room and gave up having one just so I could live closer to the Beach... so I could get Crispy?
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop
29. What color are your sheets?
Gold just like my teeth
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four
31. What is your favorite season?
Winter, even though we don't get one!
32. What do you like about Autumn?
The weather is perfect!
33. What do you like about winter?
Its Cozy and you can be fat and look cute!